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Vol. I, No. 286

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The Safest Pickup Line

By Dad, Head of Bad Puns

The Safest Pickup Line. If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

The Safest Pickup Line

A question that answers itself, politely.

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If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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