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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Correction Years

Correction Years

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...

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Einstein's Brother

Einstein's Brother

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

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