Vol. I, No. 303

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Today’s big storyFood Friday

Hey, we don’t serve your kind here. WHY?

Refused at the Bar. Hey, we don’t serve your kind here. WHY? I’m a fun guy!

Refused at the Bar

The mushroom was refused entry politely.

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I’m a fun guy!

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