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Vol. I, No. 285

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Today’s big storyPun Monday

I'm sick of following my dreams.

By Dad, Barbecue Bureau Chief

Dream Chasing Postponed. I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

Dream Chasing Postponed

Dad chases his dreams at a walking pace.

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I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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