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Beakless In Concert

Beakless In Concert

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

BirdMusicAbsurd
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Catch The Posy, Kiddo

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

Wedding
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Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

FishFashionOcean
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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

BeachHalloweenOcean
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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

FarmCareer
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Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

SleepBedRest
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Roll the Dice

Sorry, Beep Beep

Sorry, Beep Beep

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A re-morse code.

ApologyCommunication
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Couch Inventor Theory

Couch Inventor Theory

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

LazinessWorkInvention
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Almost Named It Something Else

Almost Named It Something Else

The guy who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it BRELLA But he hesitated...

InventionHistory
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Brining Down The House

Brining Down The House

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

CookingFoodWeekend+1
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