Thursday, May 14
Hall of Fame
The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.
Bouquet Toss 2.0
AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.
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Roll the Dice
Always on Time
After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!
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Speak Wisely or Stay Silent
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Building with Penguins
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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