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Wednesday, May 20

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

A Mythical Brain Debate

A Mythical Brain Debate

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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An Eggceptional Tribute

An Eggceptional Tribute

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

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