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Vol. I, No. 318

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Suspicious Jawline

By Dad, Dinner Table Reporter

Suspicious Jawline. Tarzan doesn’t have a beard, yet he’s lived in the jungle for over 30 years.

Suspicious Jawline

Tarzan has never needed a razor.

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Tarzan doesn’t have a beard, yet he’s lived in the jungle for over 30 years.

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