Vol. I, No. 319

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Today’s big storyWildcard

I found a book called ‘How to solve 50% of your problems’.

Reading for Results. I found a book called ‘How to solve 50% of your problems’. So I bought 2 of them.

Reading for Results

He bought two copies to be safe.

The answer

So I bought 2 of them.

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