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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Beware the Fuzzy Meat

Beware the Fuzzy Meat

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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Barista Logic

Barista Logic

"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"

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The Finest Brew

The Finest Brew

Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

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