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Tuesday, July 14

 

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Loophole In Human Nature

Loophole In Human Nature

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Roll the Dice

Premium Edition Weekend

Premium Edition Weekend

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

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Skeptic at the Dinner Table

Skeptic at the Dinner Table

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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Houston We Owe One

Houston We Owe One

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

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