Bouquet Toss 2.0
AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.
Dark Humor
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Invisible Red
What is red, but invisible? No tomato.
ColorFoodAbsurd+2
Electric Shock
People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.
WorkIronySelf-Deprecating
Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
DrinksLifePhilosophy+1
Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
Self-ReferenceIronySarcasm+1
Joyful Insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
InsanitySelf-DeprecatingSatire+1
Invisible Concern
Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.
HealthWordplayWork
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