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Thursday, May 21

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Musical Chickens

Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

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Extinct Strategy

Extinct Strategy

Why can't dinosaurs play chess? Cuz… they're all dead?

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