Vol. I, No. 293

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Today’s big storyWildcard

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Tight Quarters Aloft. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

Tight Quarters Aloft

The view is great. The room is not.

The answer

He just needed a little space.

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