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Vol. I, No. 296

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Today’s big storyFood Friday

I eat my tacos over a tortilla.

By Dad, Groan Desk Veteran

Engineered to Spill. I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, boom, boom, another taco!

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The tortilla catches the next taco.

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That way when stuff falls out, boom, boom, another taco!

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