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Wednesday, April 15

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

New Year's Resolution

New Year's Resolution

What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!

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When a Parrot Takes Over

When a Parrot Takes Over

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

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The Long Road to Rest

The Long Road to Rest

I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

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