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The A to C of Laziness

The A to C of Laziness

Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.

Wordplay Books Procrastination

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Roll the Dice

The Paradox of Perfection

The Paradox of Perfection

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

Wordplay Logic Lifestyle

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Clockwise Concern

Clockwise Concern

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Motivation Philosophy Life+2

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Migration Speed

Migration Speed

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

Animals Birds Weather

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Cooking Confidence in a Bottle

Cooking Confidence in a Bottle

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

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