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Wednesday, June 3

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Roll the Dice

Letter Goes Boom

Letter Goes Boom

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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Mind Your Own Asylum

Mind Your Own Asylum

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Watch The Mouth

Watch The Mouth

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

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PR For Lunch

PR For Lunch

People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.

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