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Forgetful Little Fliers

Forgetful Little Fliers

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

BirdsSingingNature
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Loophole In Human Nature

Loophole In Human Nature

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

MoneyFinanceAttitude
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Catch The Posy, Kiddo

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

Wedding
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Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

FishFashionOcean
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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

BeachHalloweenOcean
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Roll the Dice

Cocky At The Bar

Cocky At The Bar

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

DatingFlirtingRomance+1
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Pasture Tech Support

Pasture Tech Support

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work

CowsCattleFarm
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The One-Way Trip

The One-Way Trip

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

AgeAgingBirthday+1
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Three Quarters Lucky

Three Quarters Lucky

A storm blew away only 25% of my roof last night. OOF!

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