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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Barley Alive

Barley Alive

Barely... I meant barley!!! I am barely alive... Guess I'm just brewing through life... Cheers to survival, one beer at a time!

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The Irony of Avoiding Frauds

The Irony of Avoiding Frauds

How to avoid frauds. Seminar cancelled. Tickets are non-refundable.

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Fraction of a Joke

Fraction of a Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

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