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Saturday, May 30

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Roll the Dice

A Bouncing Classic

A Bouncing Classic

When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-time.

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The Tape Never Lies

The Tape Never Lies

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

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Wished On The Wrong Star

Wished On The Wrong Star

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.

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