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Bouquet Toss 2.0
AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.
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Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Joyful Insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Roll the Dice
The Power of Worry
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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Lost Keys
Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.
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Heart and Brain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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Tomorrow's Chance
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
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