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Vol. I, No. 315

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Today’s big storyAnimal Wednesday

Picking the Fight

By Dad, Staff Humorist

Picking the Fight. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Picking the Fight

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Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

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