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Password Stew-pidity

Password Stew-pidity

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

SleepIronySarcasm+2
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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Santa's Economy

Santa's Economy

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

TravelChristmasWordplay+1
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Paint Smell

Paint Smell

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Color
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Transformers Insurance Dilemma

Transformers Insurance Dilemma

Do Transformers need car insurance or life insurance?

TechnologyWordplayCars
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Embracing the Crazy in the Family

Embracing the Crazy in the Family

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

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