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Thursday, June 4

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Roll the Dice

Thermostat Wars

Thermostat Wars

If you're hotter than me… then it means I'm cooler than you.

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Microscopic Liars Inc

Microscopic Liars Inc

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!

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Welcome To The Plan

Welcome To The Plan

Taxes are basically like paying an annual subscription fee to live in your country while childhood is the free trial.

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