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Thursday, May 7

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Soda Pressing Job

Soda Pressing Job

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

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Sailor's Alphabet

Sailor's Alphabet

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

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Birds Singing vs Hummingbirds

Birds Singing vs Hummingbirds

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

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