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Friday, June 5

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Roll the Dice

Stomp the Vintage

Stomp the Vintage

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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Ask My Knees

Ask My Knees

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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One-Take Hobbies

One-Take Hobbies

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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