Today’s big story Wildcard
I know it’s October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. By Dad, Our Man on the Couch
Festive Appliance Romance Printing the answer Tap to skip The new fridge has a lovely glow.
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The answer
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Dad’s take
Clean out the fridge one shelf at a time, not the whole thing at once. Set the food in a cooler bag on the counter while you work, so it stays cold. Take out the shelves and drawers, wash them in warm soapy water, and dry them before they go back. Wipe the walls and the door seal with a cloth wrung out in warm water and a little baking soda. Put everything back with the tall things at the rear and the leftovers in front, where you will see them. Do it the day before the groceries come.
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