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Vol. I, No. 290

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Lowered Expectations

By Dad, Dinner Table Reporter

Lowered Expectations. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

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