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Book's Art School Journey

Book's Art School Journey

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

Books Art School+1

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Roll the Dice

The Lending Paradox

The Lending Paradox

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

Animals Wordplay Technology

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Caps Lock Shift

Caps Lock Shift

wHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU HOLD SHIFT ON THE FIRST LETTER

Wordplay Technology

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Tooth-Hurty Time

Tooth-Hurty Time

What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

Dentist Teeth Wordplay

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