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Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.
Saturday, May 30
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.
The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.
AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.