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Friday, April 10

Leading Cause Unveiled

Leading Cause Unveiled

What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

Relationships Marriage Satire

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Color Food Absurd+2

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

Animals Farm Wordplay+2

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Marriage Fitness Wordplay+2

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Roll the Dice

Nap Wisdom

Nap Wisdom

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

Wordplay Sleep Life+1

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Magic Mut

Magic Mut

What do you call a magig dog? A Labracadabrador.

Animals Dogs Wordplay+2

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The Joy of Creative Genius

The Joy of Creative Genius

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Einstein

Motivation Creativity Intelligence

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Password Recovery

Password Recovery

I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?

Password Technology Sarcasm

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