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Toasty Notifications

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Technology Food Wordplay

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Hall of Fame

The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

Dark Humor

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Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Roll the Dice

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

Wordplay Insects Architecture+2

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Paying Attention

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

Knowledge School Wordplay

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When You Literally Lose Control

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

Wordplay Technology

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Barbecue Bandit

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Wordplay Dogs Pets+2

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