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Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts

I wrote a POEM: I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig. It's not LONG... but very DEEP!

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Roll the Dice

Mainstream Drowning

Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

Irony Satire Wordplay

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Speech Envy

Speech Envy

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

Insult Sarcasm Adult

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Knight in Shining Apron

Knight in Shining Apron

When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.

Medieval Relationships Household

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Fast Errors

Fast Errors

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Technology Mistakes Irony+1

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