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Monday, April 6

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Roll the Dice

New Mistakes Philosophy

New Mistakes Philosophy

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

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The True Meaning of Happiness

The True Meaning of Happiness

I never understood the true meaning of happiness until I got married... But by then, it was already too late.

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The $19.95 Scam Lesson

The $19.95 Scam Lesson

So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!

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Friendly Nation: The Marijuana Effect

Friendly Nation: The Marijuana Effect

Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

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When the Web Fit on a CD

When the Web Fit on a CD

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

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Dyslexic devil deal

Dyslexic devil deal

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He accidentally sold his soul to Santa!

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