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Friday, May 29

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A Real Tight Squeeze

A Real Tight Squeeze

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Hardware Store Logic

Hardware Store Logic

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Brining Down The House

Brining Down The House

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

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Status Report From The Ledge

Status Report From The Ledge

So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

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Reception With Benefits

Reception With Benefits

Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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