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Bouquet Toss 2.0
AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.
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Roll the Dice
Phone Finding
The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.
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Eternal Tease
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View
I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today
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