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Vol. I, No. 305

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Peer Reviewed Optimism

By Dad, Our Man on the Couch

Peer Reviewed Optimism. 5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

Peer Reviewed Optimism

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5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

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