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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

Catch The Posy, Kiddo

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Black Tie, Wet Hair

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Spell Check at Low Tide

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Trophy for Standing Still

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Roll the Dice

Trophy Shelf Is A Myth

Trophy Shelf Is A Myth

There are no winners in life. Nope… Only survivors.

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Senior Discount On Crime

Senior Discount On Crime

Don't mess with old people. Life sentences don't scare them anymore...

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Foolproof Finance Strategy

Foolproof Finance Strategy

I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market. Invest 2 million.

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Salad Has Enemies

Salad Has Enemies

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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