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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Small Medium

Small Medium

Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail? He was a small medium at large.

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When Fiction Makes More Sense

When Fiction Makes More Sense

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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Crusty Comedy

Crusty Comedy

What's the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a dirty bus stop? One's a Crusty Bus Station... The other's a Busty Crustacean!

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