Vol. I, No. 302

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

Today’s big storyWildcard

Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them.

Shades of Controversy. Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them. They’re really polarizing…

Shades of Controversy

Half the room approves of the sunglasses.

The answer

They’re really polarizing…

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