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Lentil vs Chickpea

Lentil vs Chickpea

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never had a lentil on my face.

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Bouquet Toss 2.0

Bouquet Toss 2.0

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Roll the Dice

Temporarily Misplaced

Temporarily Misplaced

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It’s just temporarily misplaced!

Cars Frustration Wordplay

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Paradise Route

Paradise Route

There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

Religion Transportation Music

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Post-Weekend Struggle

Post-Weekend Struggle

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

Wordplay Work Weekend+1

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Blown Away

Blown Away

A storm blew away only 25% of my roof last night. OOF!

Weather Family Percentage

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