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Thursday, May 28

 

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The most groaned-at, laughed-at jokes in the collection.

Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Roll the Dice

Mind Change

Mind Change

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Politics Explained

Politics Explained

Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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Liver Donation Plan

Liver Donation Plan

I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I’ll know it’s a match.

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